Little Whimsical Me

Well here it is, the dreaded first post…

I should really be thinking long and hard about what to write in my first post as I’m assuming first post equals first impression. Therefore writing something extremely witty, charming and intelligent would be my best bet…

Nope, instead here are ten silly little facts about my whimsical self:

1. I’m practically a midget...5’2, well actually 5’1¾ if I have to be precise.
2.  I was an actor once... A drama school doll.
3. I don’t queue... Always managing to wangle my way around it.
4. I combine facts 2&3 effectively... I use my acting headshot to pretend I’m a celebrity to gain access to VIP areas. “Just Google me”.
5. I’m a professional friendzoner... ”We should just be friends” is something I say A LOT
6. I’m an accent chameleon... Whatever accent you have I’ll end up speaking in it without even realising
7. I’m a drunken anorexic... Most people eat junk when drunk, not me, I seem to gain all my will power when under the influence. “Just a Diet Coke please.”
8. I dress men... Due to my love of menswear, I now seem to be on-call 24/7 for my male friends. They are forever asking for advice or trying to schedule in shopping dates.
9. I’m allergic to kiwi fruit... It makes me look like I’ve had a botched lip job.
10. I was ‘born to tezz’ (aka terrorise)... I can sometimes take my sarcastic humour a little too far.

So there we have it, an insight into the ridiculous life of me, myself and I.

My future blog posts, you'll be pleased to hear, will be a little less self involved and most likely to be about my two obsessions; film and fashion. I'll try my darnedest to make them interesting.

Till next time, farewell.

xxx

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